So far, today I've done all right.
I haven't lost my temper,
been greedy, inconsiderate,
self centered, grumpy, nasty, belligerent,
over bearing, or downright mean to anybody.
But Lord, in a few minutes,
I'm gonna to be getting out of bed,
and that's when all the problems begin.
From then on, I'm gonna to be needing
a whole lot of help, please.

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