Good evening, the news for tonight is: Old News, Bush's Vacations, Blimps and what to do about it, Al Gore and Lamar Alexander are teaching, Vitamins, E Ratings, Traffic Cameras, Pork Barrel, and The Stock Market.
We know we told this story three years ago, but news is a little slack today.
Bush has taken far too many vacations to Texas since he's took office. Never mind he does work while he is in Crawford. It's just too many vacations.
Al Gore and Lamar Alexander are teaching. We'll get to this story later on in the newscast.
It's now time for forty commercials. We'll return after all the commercials.
Back to the news: We have good news and bad news for all the blimps out there. The good news is ninety-eight percent of the people in the U.S. are blimps. The bad news is that you will have to wait until next week for us to tell you what to do about it.
We know we reported last year or maybe that was the year before that we reported vitamins were good for you. This year vitamins are bad for you.
Al Gore and Lamar Alexander are teaching. We'll get to this story later on in the newscast.
The E Ratings on PC games mean that they are suitable for everyone. But it really doesn't mean that they are suitable for everyone because they aren't.
It's now time for forty more commercials. We'll return after all the commercials.
Back to the news: Al Gore and Lamar Alexander are teaching. We'll get to this story later on in the newscast.
Cameras are being set up at traffic lights to capture people driving through red lights. This is an invasion of privacy, or is it?
Pork Barrel waste is hitting an all time peak. Some senators are taking the pork and the barrel home with them. Perhaps you should consider moving to one of these states.
Al Gore and Lamar Alexander are teaching. We'll get to this story later on in the newscast.
It's now time for forty more commercials. We'll return after all the commercials.
Back to the news: Stocks have fallen again, but we all know what goes up must come down. But the experts are saying what has fallen down must go up.
We have ran out of time but we'll try to work in the Al Gore and Lamar Alexander story sometime during this week. Have a good evening and we will see you here tomorrow at the same place and at the same time.
