A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out.
A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.
An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a pen.
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
Be swift with praise and slow to anger.
Beware of the half truth, you may have gotten hold of the wrong half.
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.
Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime, and too sleepy to worry at night.
Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet.
Do not regret growing old; many are denied the privilege.
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and discover they were the big things.
Enjoy yourself. These are the good old days you're going to miss in years ahead.
Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first and the lesson afterwards.
Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.
Good advice is one of those insults that ought to be forgiven.
Good judgment comes from experience, which comes from poor judgment.
Happiness is a place between too little and too much.
If everybody's thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking.
If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your values.
If you want a job done fast, give it to a busy person.
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
Imagination is intelligence having fun.
Immortality lies not in things you leave behind, but in the people your life has touched.
It's easy to stop making mistakes, just stop having ideas.
It's not speed toward the goal, but direction forward.
Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and, sometimes, you weep.
Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever, but would rather not.
Minds like parachutes only function when they are open.
Never look back unless you are planning to go that way.
Not to decide is to decide.
Now and then it is good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.
Once you have accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it.
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Punctuality is something that, if you have it, there's often no one around to share it with you.
Someday is not a day of the week.
Some people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder what happened?
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Take care that the face that looks out from the mirror in the morning is a pleasant face. You may not see it again during the day, but others will.
The best Christmas of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.
Take time to laugh, it is music of the soul.
Tempers get you into trouble, pride keeps you there.
The best eraser in the world is a good night's sleep.
The best way to predict your future is to create it.
The difference between champ and chump is the U.
The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying small stones.
The really happy man is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention.
The trouble with this world is that too many people try to go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands.
There is no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
There's no limit to the amount of good people can accomplish, if they don't care who gets the credit.
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's little acorn that held its ground.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
To have a friend is one of the highest delights of life; to be a good friend is one of the noblest and most difficult undertakings.
The only failure in life is the failure to try.
When the outlook is bad, try the uplook.
When your dreams turn to dust. Vacuum.